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Damn it! I've royally screwed over my sleeping pattern.

Current Mood: awake
Currently Jammin: infomercial jingles

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This is what happens when you sleep in till noon and take a nap around five. Maybe I can find someone in a different timezone to entertain me. That or just call everyone in my cell phonebook. Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

Current Mood: awake
Currently Jammin: The Strokes

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So I'm watching this woman walk her child in the grocery store.

No, really. This was a full body harness and leash combo, drag the kid behind you and the cart, type deal. I almost felt bad for the boy until I saw him picking up random items of food and placing them discretely in odd places across the store.

Mad props to the young one for fighting back at an early age.

Current Mood: impressed
Currently Jammin: Modest Mouse

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Candyfreak41: heh, have you been attacked by mosquitos?
amutedmind: er, no?
amutedmind: haha
amutedmind: sounds like a personal prob
Candyfreak41: lol...well just wondering, they are killer down here
Candyfreak41: and they are killing me pretty much
Candyfreak41: and i like goin outside, but its just rawr...they want my blood
amutedmind: true... i can understand
Candyfreak41: like i try that off! stuff but it's not really working....i need an expert's opinion or something
amutedmind: u should carry around one of those citrinella candles or whatever they are called
amutedmind: melt the wax..then pour it over your body
amutedmind: it might burn at first
amutedmind: but it will keep them off
amutedmind: and keep u sexified

Current Mood: bored
Currently Jammin: Bright Eyes

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So my dad explained to me how automatic toll booths worked, and let me tell you, it is quite a tricky business...

When asking how one machine can so quickly tell what type of coin you put in it and what quantity, my dad responded easily:

"Midgets."

Enough said. Mystery solved.

Current Mood: contemplative
Currently Jammin: Howie Day

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From A Balance Beam
By Bright Eyes

There is a man holding a megaphone, so he must have been the voice of God. The bystanders claimed they saw angels flying up and down the block. Well, they must have been attached to wires. I saw one laying in the lawn with a broken arm, so I called 911. So that is one less founded opinion. One more cause for a dispute. So the street filled, like a basin, up with cameras and their crews and they washed away the rumors leaving just the concrete truth. It was a spectacle. No, I mean a miracle. So then I fell like that girl from a balance beam. A gymnasium of eyes were all holding on to me. I lifted one foot to cross the other and I felt myself slipping. It was a small mistake. Sometimes that is all it takes. Now I'm staring at my wrist, hoping that the timing is right. When the planes will align. There will be no planets to align. Just the carcass of the sun and those little painted marbles spinning endless through an endless black sky. (and so it never started and it will never stop just like I am and you are) It was in a foreign hotel's bathtub I baptized myself in change. And one by one I drowned all of the people I had been. I emerged to find the parallels were fewer. I was cleansed. I looked in the mirror and someone new was there. Still, I was as helpless as a chess piece when I was lifted up by someone's hand and delivered from the corner my enemies had got me in. But in all of my salvation I still felt imprisoned inside that holding cell that is myself. So I wait for the day when I'll hear the key as it turns in the lock and the guard will say to me, "Oh my patient prisoner you have waited for this day and finally you are free! You are free! You are freezing." Now I'm staring at the sun, waiting for it to explode. Because a day is gonna come, don't know when but it will come and then we will finally know the way out of here. And I will throw away this wrinkled map and my chart of stars and compass, cracked. And I'll climb out that tree all wet with sap to avoid the hungry beasts below. I'll cut out my love's tongue and sing of a graveyard gray and a garden green and then we won't have to worry no more. No we won't ever worry again about how this song or story ends about how this song and story will end.
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